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Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: doctor, aapko taanke lagane aate hai.
Doc: haa aate hai,kaha lagane hai?
Santa: ye lo meri chappal pe laga do.

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Doc.-operation dobara karna padega
Q..k rubber k gloves
Tere andar hi reh gye he
Patient-muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr dunga

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Santa and banta went for a drive.
Santa: hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says “yes-no, yes-no, yes-no, yes-no!!!”

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Dr:jab apko pta tha chipkali apke kaan me ghus rahi hai to aap chup q the?
Santa:pahle cockroach gaya tha to muje laga ki chipkali use pakdne ja rhi thi

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Gabbr --- o murgi tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha tune 1 q diya ..tujhe mujhse dar nhi lagta ????
Murgi -- dar ki vajh se hi to 1 anda diya hai sakar .......warna mai to murga hu ...

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Unse pyar karke kismat jaag gayi; wah-waah-
Unse pyar karke kismat jaag gayi; wah waah-!
Itne love letter post kiye ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi...

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Husband:hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???
Wife:kisi ko apnay control main kar k us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:chal jhooti usay tou shaadi kehtay hain

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Santa- agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??
Banta- zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. ;-)

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Patni- jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta

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Bhikhari ne fon kia - hello taj hotel,
Ha ji
1 pizza
1 biryani
1 rasmalai bhej do
Taj - kiske nam se bheju sir,
Bhikari - allah k nam pe bhej do...

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Boyz sng:
Kaise bataye kyon girls ko chahe..
Yaara bata na paye..
Padhai jo college ki,
Dekho jo baki,
Complete to kar na paye..
Tu jaane na.....
!^.^!

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Banta selling parashut : plane se kudo, button dabao, aur aap zamin pe safely land!
Custmer : agar parashut na khula to?
Banta : o g paise wapas.

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Husband: kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia larki thee!
Wife: akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: tum ko kese pata?
Wife: uska husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

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Raaz-mere paas 2-2 mobile he
Camera he
Memory card he
Vodafone ka sim he
Tere pas kya hai?
Mai bola
Mere mobile me balance he

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1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
Gf- khud hi pehnado
Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata

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